[T] Privacy?

Why do people think I care about their business? LOL if you don’t tell half the planet, I wouldn’t know about it. Better question - why do people think apologizing makes me care any more about the issue? Cool, I get it. You’re sorry. My expectations are low as it is, if you keep slipping up like this, my expectations will be sitting on the floor with you. Not okay.

V

Sensei says:
"Typically you wouldn't want your head in between their legs..."

IV

Sensei says:
"...then you can get her to hold your trophy while you kiss her boyfriend."

[E] Initiation Day, 2011-11-20

Simply put, welcoming the Alpha Iota class of Delta Delta Delta's Canada Delta Chapter. Throw what you know ;]

[9]

If only I had known...

You deserved so much better. And I was ready to admit that. Then you made me regret feeling guilty. Hope you're happy.

[8]

If only I had known...

Being right isn't always a good thing.

III

Sensei says:
"She's all woman. You're just... like a Timbit. Jelly filled."

II

Sensei says:
"Typical North American woman behaviour. You'll make a good wife. Default position, always on your back."

I

Sensei says:
"Don't dump the guy you have until you find yourself a better one."

Sensei Says

So I've decided that I'm gonna take advantage of this gift given to me by the gods of all that is beautiful in the world, and take note of some of the valuable lessons I learn from listening to my new wrestling coach.

Each post will be titled with roman numerals (ie. I, II, III, IV, etc.) and each post will be a different lesson, starting with "Sensei says", just so the readers know that he doesn't just throw his material out all at once. Work like this takes practice.

***Take no offence to the things he says. He really means well, and just speaks for entertainment purposes.