Here's the most random thing I learned from my TA during my French discussion group.
To conjugate French verbs, here's a trick to figure out what the verb ending should be.
Je - s, e, x, ai (because I am sexy)
Tu - s, x (sex without the e, obviously)
Il/Elle - d, a, t, e (because sexy people shouldn't be alone)
So the moral of the story is... French is all about being sexy (or "sexai", I guess).
Merci beaucoup Alexandre, you're brilliant!